Slow Prison Life Ch. 4

The Duke Grasps the Situation

During tonight’s party being held at the royal palace where numerous young nobles had gathered, an emergency report was delivered that Rachel’s engagement had been suddenly abandoned by the Prince.
In a situation that was almost impossible to understand, the Duke’s house had descended to a state of chaos, and as everyone turned to the Duke for answers……he was running to try and gain information from his vassals to try and grasp the situation himself.

Each subordinate came rushing in, delivering one fragment of bad news after another.

“It is certain then that the Prince broke off the engagement with Rachel at tonight’s party?”
“Hah. We have been able to confirm so from multiple sources. In the midst of tonight’s party, she was restrained in the middle of the banquet hall and taken away.

The Duke could feel a migraine coming on.
“That idiot prince…..! I wonder if he aimed for a this to be sensationalized, but the place is way too bad. He’s never been the brightest, but this is a question of his common sense……”

The Duke Dan had already judged that the Prince would be going down.
Ending the engagement and violating over a dozen noble manners and customs, no matter how he tries to play this off it’s going to look bad for him.
Of course there was also a bitter anger in him that his daughter’s engagement had been broken so shamelessly………but honestly, the current problem bothering the Duke more than anything was something far worse…….
The Duke slammed his hands on the top of his desk.

“That guy’s head was always empty……..but now he’s willingly awoken the Demon…….!”

The Duke’s eldest daughter Rachel has been a beautiful child ever since she was small. With her modest gestures and fragile appearance, she looked like a shy and gentle girl from the outside. The Duke and his wife who didn’t know anything would always talk and praise her during their get-togethers. Everyone thought she was a wonderful child in both body and mind.

They were wrong.

As the girl grew up and her sense of self developed, the Duke and his wife’s smiles started to cloud.

In any case, her behavior was bad compared to the other kids her age.
When a group of kids tried to bully her once, she climbed up a big tree in a skirt and then threw a beehive at them. When older kids came forward to try and act as reinforcements, she started knocking them down with a large stick and punished the main instigator of the bullying by throwing them in a pond.
When the Duke heard all the noise and rushed to the scene, he found his daughter throwing stones at the boy every time he tried to come back up out of the water for air.
When the shocked father tried to stop the incident, his daughter at the time looked at him with a very serious face and said,

“It’s okay. If I throw the stones at him fast enough while he’s trying to come up, I can prevent him from floating back up to the top.”

It was around this moment the Duke had concluded there was a very high probability that his daughter was a psychopath.
For the time being he pointed out the difficulty of loading the boy down at the bottom of the pond by throwing stones at him, and he took the time to explain water resistance and how that shape of these amorphous stones meant you couldn’t guarantee where they would land. He educated her on all such things, but the entire time Dan was quietly panicking inside his head.
His daughter’s eyes were shining, “As expected of Father!” she praised him, but it was honestly the first time he had experienced his daughter’s praise going in one ear and making its way out the other.

It was worth all the effort the two parent had put in when they noticed Rachel’s distorted personality, and their daughter was able to pick up the social skills that matched her appearance as she matured.
Comparing manners and morals to the rules of a game, they were able to get her to grow up in the ideal way, playing the ‘rules of life’ to make it a fair game for everyone playing.

But the two parents were always aware.
If she were ever to lose the thought that she had to play by the rules, then they had no idea what kind of things their daughter was capable of.
So they raised Rachel and her brother with an emphasis on the necessary education on ethics for nobles…….and then the abandonment of her engagement shattered so many of those rules.
The Duke knew more than anyone else what could be happening in the banquet hall right this very moment.

Prince Elliotstupid idiot had just flipped the table over.

A butler breathlessly rushed into the room to file a report while the Duke continued to pace back and forth in his study impatiently waiting for an update on the current scene.

“The details have arrived!”
“Has there been movement!?”

The Duke’s impatience had hit MAX levels, and the butler’s face went blue when he realized he had to break the news.

“The situation is a bit…..His Highness hasn’t sentenced Milady with anything, but since she won’t apologize for whatever offense she apparently caused, she seems to have been dragged down to the dungeon and quietly imprisoned there.”

All movement from the Duke stopped………right before he lost all feeling in his legs and crumpled down into his chair. His butler quickly rushed to his side.
The Duke was stunned for a while, but he was soon able to leak out a few words.

“This is… His Highness is fine.”

The butler, who also knew about the growth Rachel had gone through from her youth, nodded his head.
His daughter’s sudden steeled resolve wasn’t enough to settle the Duke’s worries entirely. He had no choice but to let that girl do what she wanted to ease up on the gas…..
The Duke’s bustling impatience disappeared from his face. He walked around to his desk and began loading his pipe with some tobacco.
He would take a puff for the time being. That’s all he would do for now. It was all that he could do.

The Duke took a deep drag on his pipe, savoring the taste of the tobacco before spitting it back out…….and then he remembered something important.

“If it’s like this……George was also there in the hall. What was he doing while all this was going on?”

Apart from Rachel being his future wife, George was also a good friend to the Prince. Before it becoming such a serious event, if he had tried to arbitrate or reported this matter to the Duke, then this commotion could have been minimized.
The butler who had delivered the original report suddenly looked uncomfortable again before being forced to bring up some horrible additional information.

“It seems……the young lord has also become infatuated with the Baron’s daughter just like His Highness and joined together with him in condemning the Lady.”

The Duke and butler couldn’t look each other in the eyes, instead turning their gazes up to the ceiling.

“George… already dead.”
“That idiot has been with his older sister for sixteen years now. Why can’t he understand something so simple?”

It had been a while since Rachel had done anything crazy, but still, what in the world had he been thinking?
The Duke had zero intentions of protecting his eldest son from from the inevitable anger Rachel would unleash on her younger brother.
If he were to do that, then the damage would just spill out over here as well.
He refused to have everything he ever worked for smashed to pieces because of his foolish son.

While the Duke was staring up at the ceiling, still enjoying long drags from his pipe, the corridor suddenly became noisy, and his wife burst through the door.

“Ah, Dan!”

A weeping wife jumped into her husband’s chest right as he rose out of his chair worried.

“Rachel is……..Rachel is……..!”
“I know. I was just listening to the report now…..we must keep ourselves together!”

The wife, who was completely upset, started shouting through her tears.

“Because she……Rachel won’t silently take this…..Rachel’s going to kill everyone there!? Our future’s and the future of His Majesty are going to be completely destroyed!”
“It’s alright! Rachel is already 17 years old, she isn’t a child anymore. She’s at the age where she can make judgements like an adult.”

Towards his crying wife, the Duke continued to try and ease her worries with words he didn’t actually believe. But his words provided very little relief for his wife.

“Dan, you can’t understand……you don’t know what it’s like watching your little girl sing Lizzie Borden’s Poem while swinging around an axe!”¹
“You have to calm down Iseria! It’s okay, we’ll be okay! Rachel has grown greatly as a noble lady over this past decade. The Rachel that she is right now won’t beat the Prince to death with a blunt object, but will instead mentally tear away at his brain in a way that is just barely legal!”
“Really…..? Rachel really is okay with just that? That girl won’t bring the kingdom down in an ocean of fire after carving the Prince up with a knife”
“Believe in our daughter Iseria! She is an intelligent and clever girl. There is no way she would be so stupid as to bring herself down along with her victims. She will definitely destroy His Highness in a way without getting any blood on her feet.”

Nonetheless, the Duke was unable to predict what his daughter was thinking, and whether his daughter’s plans would end with the Prince’s murder was something that couldn’t be said.
How to deal with this………at this stage the Duke could do nothing other than sigh.

There were a number of servants surrounding these two…….and all of them had been a member of this house too long to tsukkomi their conversation.

“Excuse me.”

While the Duke rubbed his wife’s back trying to calm her down, a calm voice asked for permission to enter the room–an unnerving thing in this currently chaotic mansion.
Walking through the door, it was Rachel’s childhood friend and maid Sofia who bowed her head to the head of the house.

“Ah, Sofia. You’re timing is perfect. Have you heard what happened to Rachel?”
“Yes. Of course.”
“I will be heading over there immediately to protest. I would like for you to get ready and join me on my way there. If we can’t get Rachel out of prison, we will be sure to at least provide her with her personal belongings to make her stay more comfortable. If anyone objects, we will push through with my authority.”

Rachel having been thrown in prison directly from the banquet hall, she would require a change of clothes and other things for her to go on living. Sofia was close to Rachel, so bringing her along would make things go quick was what the Duke thought, but…….

“No, everything’s fine.”
“You’ve already prepared everything? As expected of you.”
“Yes. Everything has been prepared and brought in for her.”
“I see, that’s good preparation……..huh? You brought it in?”

Turning his full attention on the maid who was saying things that didn’t quite make sense, he saw two other gray-haired maids behind her give a sharp nod.

“Milady gained information on this event in advance, so we prepared enough food and supplies for her to live there for three months and transported it to the royal prison.”

In private, the maids working under Rachel are often even more arrogant than their master as evidenced by how Sofia responded to the Duke with a surprised expression as if what she was saying were common sense.


Numerous doubts were jumping around the Duke’s brain all at once, but he tried gathering himself together and asked his daughter’s follower his most important question.

“Ju-just a moment……she got this information in advance? Why didn’t Rachel do anything then? And then, how did you smuggle in three months of supplies into the royal palace?”

This maid loyal to Rachel answered once again as if the answer were obvious.

“It seemed dubious whether he would actually do it, the Lady had received knowledge about the Prince’s ‘Engagement abandonment plan’. ‘Once that idiot breaks off the engagement and annuls my responsibilities, won’t I be able to laze around and do whatever I want for a while? That sounds lovely!‘ were her words.”
“And ever since the engagement with the Prince was first finalized, she has been organizing her ‘Dark Night Black Cats’ to have them encompass all throughout the royal palace. Thus it was a simple matter to smuggle in her supplies while disguised as it being public service.”
“Rachel, what in the world are you aiming for……..!?”

The Duke was relieved to know that his daughter had her wits about her.
But more than that, he was trembling with fear realizing the darkness in his daughter’s heart went far deeper than he thought.
Why did she have an intelligence organization that the rest of the house wasn’t aware about? And being able to smuggle in over three months worth of supplies, isn’t that too far beyond just a simple information network? Couldn’t she actually perform a royal assassination if it’s like this? And many other thoughts of that nature were running through the Duke’s head……

“Anyway, I’m going to go protest the government’s actions.”
“Please feel free.”

He decided to pretend that he hadn’t heard anything.

1. It’s a Mother Goose poem:
Lizzie Borden took an axe
And gave her mother forty whacks.
When she saw what she had done,
She gave her father forty-one.

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41 thoughts on “Slow Prison Life Ch. 4

    1. Have you never heard that poem before? It might be outdated now, but I remember hearing this poem around kindergarden/early elementary school. I totally forgot about this poem until this chapter made me remember it.

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      1. Yeah, same for me. I also very much remember when I found out about the origins of that poem in my teens. *shudder*


    2. Wow, I got completely distracted and read through the entire article because of that poem…
      She might have killed a a couple of people (or maybe not) but at least she donated a fortune to animal rescue, ‘o’


  1. I feel like “Isseria” should be changed to “Azalea” (Like the flower), considering the entire chapter is filled with names like “Dan”, “Sofia” George” and “Elliot”. Isseria just feels really unnatural here.
    Thanks for the chapter!


    1. Thanks for the chapter! I think I’m going to enjoy this novel… I wonder if Rachel will end up running the country. She sounds capable. I love the way her parents immediately sacrificed their son for being an idiot. And isn’t there a king or someone who can step on that idiot prince? By the way, the Lizzie Borden rhyme can be considered a nursery rhyme, albeit not Mother Goose. I heard you can stay the night at Lizzie Borden’s home, where the murders took place. Supposedly, it’s currently a bed and breakfast.

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      1. “I wonder if Rachel will end up running the country. She sounds” like someone a king would want his son to marry so she could help him rule the nation and control the events that take place behind the scenes.

        Especially if he knows his son could screw things up if left on his own. Look at this line “Ending the engagement and violating over a dozen noble manners and customs, no matter how he tries to play this off it’s going to look bad for him.” This is admitting that the prince should know better then to do what he did and is likely only getting away with it immediately because it was the younger nobles, and not the political power players who would immediately think of the repercussions. The MC even mentioned in ch 1 that she only went along with the engagement due to familial obligations, which is likely more severe and strict for the prince, and if she was aware of it he, and everyone else present, has no excuse for not being aware of.

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  2. Wow. Just…
    I am in awe of this woman, and trembling and praying to avoid such dark creatures…
    That poem is just perfect.
    Thanks for the chapter.


  3. I didn’t expect that her personality and planning is actually really deep. Here’s to hoping for more chapter of treating down the Prince and the brother’s mental health

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  4. “The Rachel that she is right now won’t beat the Prince to death with a blunt object, but will instead mentally tear away at his brain in a way that is just barely legal!”

    For some reason, i feel like the Duke got it right. She’ll drive all the idiots insane while relaxing in her vacation home and it will all still be legal.

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  5. She’s not a normal psychopath she is a high functioning intelligent psychopath plus she’s got the looks as a bonus.

    I wouldn’t want to be her enemy in any word… I just hope she is lazy because that’s about the only think that will keep her in check.

    If she proves to be a hard worker or bored and in need of entertainment everyone is fucked!

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  6. Rachel has a rather…colorful personality. I suspect she’s more of a troll and less of a psychopath than her parents think, but we’ll see. She’ll certainly destroy the idiot prince mind and soul, but I think she’ll spare the kingdom if the king gets on his knees and begs enough.

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  7. “1. It’s a Mother Goose poem:”

    Okay, so, nursery rhymes (also known as Mother Goose songs) are not nearly as grisly as that (they’re meant to be light, silly, and for young children after all), and are notable for having a regular sing-song rhythm (often making them associated with skipping games or jump rope, but also habitually being first taught to children by their parents as a sort of rhythm game).

    By contrast, Lizzy Borden is a doggerel. Further, note that Mother Goose songs (as a term) came about in the 1600s, with the term mainly associated with the nursery rhymes from the 1600s and 1700s. Due to this, Mother Goose songs can be rather dated in their terminology.

    The Lizzie Borden murders occurred in 1892 (with the earliest recorded instance of the doggerel at 2 years later), making it far more recent than that time period. While you won’t necessarily *not* see a more modern nursery rhyme (such as Old McDonald Had a Farm) in a Mother Goose collection, the emphasis is mostly on the older works, with ones from the 1800s onward generally being spotty in their inclusion in Mother Goose labeled collections and generally avoiding the inclusion of any offensive rhymes (such as “10 little Indians”).

    So, in summary:
    * The content isn’t suitable for a nursery rhyme
    * The content lacks the proper rhyming framework for a nursery rhyme
    * The content wouldn’t be associated with Mother Goose even ignoring the previous two elements


    1. A lot of nursery rhymes actually have some really dark origins. Like “Ring around the Rosies” is about the Black Death that struck Europe and wiped out around 25 Million people, that was roughly 1/3 of the continents population.
      “Jack and Jill” Is about King Louis XVI of France and his wife Marie Antoinette. They were convicted of treason and executed during the French Revolution. Louis aka Jack lost his “crown” which in this case means both his head and the actual Crown of the Kingdom. The Marie’s head came tumbling down soon after.

      “London Bridge is Falling Down” References both the Great Fire of London, and the practice of human sacrifice via immurement which is “entombing someone alive within a structure, where they slowly die from lack of food and water”. It was believed a bridge would collapse unless there was a human sacrifice at the foundations.

      “Goosey Goosey Gander” Shortly after King Henry VII of England created the Anglican Church lots of Catholic Priests refused to follow the Protestant faith. SO they would pray in small private rooms in their house called priest’s holes so as to avoid punishment. If they were caught praying in Latin as only a Catholic would do they were “thrown down the stairs” or in other words put to death.

      “Mary Mary Quite Contrary” Bloody Mary Queen of England wished for conversion to Catholicism but the most of the country was happy as Protestants. Thus being “contrary” to the country’s wishes. “Silver bells and cockleshells” were actually instruments of torture. The “maids all in a row” were the hundreds of women bunrt at the stake for being Protestant.

      “Three Blind Mice”, “Old Mother Hubbard”, are also about King Henry VII and his daughter Mary. Cardinal Woolsey was Hubbard, Henry was the “dog” seeking a divorce, the “bone”, from his wife Katherine but never got one, and the “cupboard” is the Catholic Church. The three mice are the Protestant Bishops Hugh Latimer, Nicholas Radley and the Archbishop of Canterbury Thomas Cranmer. All of who, Mary had executed in a spectacular fashion after they conspired to overthrow her.

      “Baa Baa Black Sheep”, “Here we go Around the Mulberry Bush”, and “Georgie Porgie Puddin and Pie” also have some dark origins.


  8. Lmao, oh, I never realized this lady was so scary. Her parents are desperate to not be murdered, and that Lizzie Borden thing seems like it’d be quite fearsome and traumatizing for the mother, ahahaha.

    She’s kinda hilarious and scary but in a, this is funny from another world away through a screen in text and generally recognized as fiction situation.


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