He Who Doesn’t Listen to People

https://ncode.syosetu.com/n4264ha

I wasn’t sure what series to pick up next, so I decided to do a oneshot instead. It was something fun I stumbled across and different from anything else I have translated, so I was excited to do it. 

“So yeah, there was this girl in junior high who I killed yesterday while she passed me by.”

“Mmhmm”

“I forgot to wear my coat though, so my shirt was soaked in blood when I was done. I didn’t notice until I got home and nearly fell over when I looked in the mirror.”

“Really”

“I really liked that shirt too. It breathed well. But I couldn’t get the blood stains out, so I had to throw it away.”

“How much did you spend on it?”

“I think it was twenty dollars?”

“Hmm”

“Oh by the way, I came into quite the bit of pocket change recently. A guy I robbed the other day had over a thousand dollars on him.”

“Wow. Then we can splurge a bit.”

“Great. There is this wonderful steak place I know, so let’s have dinner there tonight.”

“Mm.”

“I recommend their specialty steak. It is 100 percent, A-grade human meat.”

“Sounds delicious.”

“It’s also where I sell whatever meat I procure that I can’t eat myself.”

“Amazing hon”

“…….What have you been doing this whole time?”

“Uh huh”

“Hey! What are you doing?”

“Shogi app”

“Is it interesting?”

“Yeah. I think I can win this……”

“……I see”

“Ah…..! I made a mistake!”

“Speaking of mistakes, when I tried poisoning that boy I’m holding in the basement a couple days back……”

“Be quiet! This is the critical moment!”

“Sorry”

“Ahh…….Dang it! Seriously…….”

“………..”

“Ahh…..no…..Jesus…….”

“………..”

“Tch…….Damn it! Fuck!”

“Finished?”

“Yeah. …..Haa…..why……such an idiotic mistake…….shit……”

“Oh, and if you don’t want me to, I won’t…..I’d like to go kill Shohei-kun after we are done at the steakhouse……”

Yeah……whatever’s fine…….Haa……seriously……jeez…….”

“Can I kill you too?”

“Yeah sure, but how though……should I have moved forward sooner and used the lance to……”

“Thank you! It’s a promise then. I’ll be right back.”

“Ah……sure. Oh before you go, there was something about a psycho killer on the news earlier, so be careful.”